Favorite Things…

I only cry when ugly people hold me.

I love this onesie, “I only cry when ugly people hold me.” Of course, I designed it so I’m a tad biased but it cracks me up whenever I see it anyway.

It’s really cool to put on your baby and then hand them over to a poor, unsuspecting person. It’s even better when it’s a single, childless person that has no idea what to do with a crying baby. I’ve had that happen to me enough times before I had a child of my own so I know how that is.

This design is suitable for a boy or girl and is available on onesies, t-shirts and a whole bunch of other stuff. Check it out at the Max & Otis Shirt Company.

If this design isn’t quite what you’re looking for, send an email to the Max & Otis Shirt Company with your custom design request and receive a link back to preview your design within 24 to 48 hours.

Preview the design on t shirts, mugs, bags, and other fun stuff. If you want changes, no problem, just reply back with the changes you need and get an updated custom design link. If you love the design, just add the items you want to your shopping cart.

There’s no obligation to buy or any minimum order required.

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Military Baby Clothing

My dad always said “if the military wanted you to have a family, they would issue you one” so here’s some great baby military clothing to show that the U.S. Government did!

This Government Issued Baby design is printed in Army green and available in a variety of colors and sizes in onesies, shirts, bibs, bags and other accessories. Be proud to to be part of the military!

Makes a great gift idea for any branch of the military.

See more great Military Baby designs at the Max & Otis Shirt Company! More designs coming soon!

If you don’t see what you want, send an email to the Max & Otis Shirt Company with your custom design request and receive a link back to preview your design within 24 to 48 hours.

Satisfaction Guarantee

100% Money Back Guarantee*

Shop from home with the comfort of knowing that your order is backed by a 100% Money Back Guarantee. This 30-Day Guarantee gives you plenty of time to check items for color, high-quality, and size for yourself, family and friends. If for any reason you need to return or exchange an item, just contact our Customer Service department and you’re done!

Eat Sleep Poop organic onesie

This is one of my favorite unique designs that has evolved over time at the Max & Otis Shirt Company. ESP… Eat Sleep Poop, this is all that babies do but they sure are cute doing it!

Dress your baby in this Eat Sleep Poop organic cotton onesie or give it as a great gift to your eco-conscious friend.

This design is also available on t-shirts, bags, bibs and other accessories at the Max & Otis Shirt Company. This particular design is pink but is also available in blue and a gender neutral scheme of green.

Buy the Eat Sleep Poop design at the Max & Otis Shirt Company

Or if you woud like a custom design of your own, just send an email with your custom design request to the Max & Otis Shirt Company.

Your custom design will be uploaded for you to preview with no obligation to buy.  Send an email for more information.

Plus see more great designs at the Max & Otis Shirt Company!

Satisfaction Guarantee

100% Money Back Guarantee*

Shop from home with the comfort of knowing that your order is backed by a 100% Money Back Guarantee. This 30-Day Guarantee gives you plenty of time to check items for color, high-quality, and size for yourself, family and friends. If for any reason you need to return or exchange an item, just contact our Customer Service department and you’re done!

Baby Activity Logger by Nerdtown

Why is your baby crying? Is she hungry, tired, needs a diaper change, or needs to burp?

Baby Activity Logger by Nerdtown will help you keep track of your baby’s activities so you’ll be able to determine what she needs. It’s just one less thing you have to try to remember in that stressed-out, sleep-deprived head of yours!

Available on the iTunes App-Store for $4.99

See other fun apps at Nerdtown!

I love this because it is what I totally needed when I couldn’t remember what day it was or if it was morning or night after I had my baby. Living on sleep that’s interrupted every 2 hours kills a lot of brain cells! I tried to keep track with a pen and paper but I couldn’t even remember if what I had just written down actually happened. And later when I went back to review my scribbles, I couldn’t read what I had written! I may have to have another baby just so I can use this from the start!

Available on the iTunes App-Store for $4.99